Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
This guy has got to be stupefied. He woke up one morning going “mleh off to deliver pizza for another day” then he got called by Ellen Degeneres of all people and delivered to the Oscars and now he’s been on the Ellen show to get a $1000 tip like ?!?!?!?! Go pizza guy. Your claim to fame is pizza delivery. Go you.
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
8:30pm on Cartoon Network got real last night.Shit CN. You did the damn thing.
fight club for kids
how happy is the blameless vestal’s lot! / the world forgetting, by the world forgot / eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d